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This month's debate

Hey guys! Every month, we will have a debate and talk about it right here @ French-toast.kazeo.com and you guys will vote who could win this debate. This month’s debate is:

How to own a pet.

Many people in the world own pets. Mostly people in NYC own dogs. Dogs, dogs, dogs… they are the center of life of many Manhattan residents. But we all know that if you are reading this you are obviously trying to own a pet but something bad is stopping you from having one: Maybe one (or both) of your parents are allergic to some animals or you like dogs but don’t want to accept the fact that dogs can also have uncontrollable diarrhea (How do you swipe that after!?? You will have to call 911) .Anyways if you want a pet, it’s this simple! Here are the good parts, and the bad parts. This is a debate of Picasso and little Einstein.

Picasso: I think that owning a dog is a hard task…

Little Einstein: I also believe that it is very hard to raise such an animal.

Picasso: If it’s a hard task then, the easiest thing to do is just own a different animal!

Little Einstein: Or you can just not own an animal at all!

Picasso: Maybe if your parents are allergic to dogs or cats, you can own for instance, a tiger!

Little Einstein: whahh!!?? You can’t own a tiger! They are ferocious animals!

Picasso: quit talking with your big words!

Little Einstein: ferocious is not a “BIG WORD”!

Picasso: who cares? Anyways you can always own a baby tiger! They are not “ferocious”!

Little Einstein: where the heck are you going to get a baby tiger?

Picasso: Fine, another animal! Maybe… A dolphin!

Little Einstein: It’s illegal to own a dolphin…

Picasso: How about a monkey?

Little Einstein: No!!!!!! When they are mad they fling poo at you!

Picasso: How do you know?

Little Einstein: Don’t you ever watch MADAGASCAR?

Picasso: well, you can always own a goldfish! Now they are not “ferocious”, they don’t have uncontrollable diarrhea, it is not illegal to own one not that I know of …

Little Einstein: What do you know?!

Picasso: and they won’t fling poo at you!

Little Einstein: Have you ever been to a goldfish funeral?

Picasso: What is it sad?

Little Einstein: So depressing! I was weeping on the toilet seat for one minute!

So if you thought this debate were interesting, leave comments about who you think is right and who you think is wrong! (No inappropriate comments please. Thank-you!)

 

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Le Mardi 16 Juin 2009
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